A Short Joke

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Matador (Veteran Zoner) on Monday, 19-Apr-2010 23:35:08

This won a prize for best short joke of the year in whatever year it hit our collective consciousness:

A couple is sitting at home one night when the husband turns to his wife. He says, "Tell me something that would make me happy and sad at the same time."

The wife thinks about it and replies, "Your dick is bigger than your brother's."

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 20-Apr-2010 4:48:34

lol haha!. heard it before but it's great.

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 21-Apr-2010 20:32:32

never heard that one; wow!!

Post 4 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Monday, 26-Apr-2010 16:31:19

Yeah, I've think I've heard this one too. It's hilarious nonetheless. Lol!